Self-Esteem Mad Lib

I got this from a magazine I read and thought it was worth saving. Now if I can just remember to say this to my self once and a while!

Face it, ___________(your name), you are about the greatest thing since __________(favorite food). No one else can __________(verb) like you can. Your best friend says you are the __________(adjective)-est person in the world. Sure, you once ____________________ (embarrassing thing you did), but you also ____________________(honorable thing you did). So, __________(favorite endearment), today is the day you're going to stop beating up on yourself for being __________(negative adjective) and start loving yourself for being _________(positive adjective), __________(positive adjective) and __________(positive adjective). And if people give you a __________(adjective) time, just tell 'em they can take their __________(noun) and __________(verb) it up their __________(body part)!